Monday, January 29

Trish and Kate read their menus. > > Kate: Oh wow, they have vegan cheesecake! > > Trish: Ew. > > Kate: I love these fixtures. > > Trish: Were you at Susan’s wedding? > > Kate: Susan got married? > > Trish: Oh good, you weren’t invited either. > > Trish (leaning in close like she’s telling Kate a secret): Her husband’s name is Melvin. > > Kate: I thought Susan was gay. > > Trish: Susan thought you were gay. > > Kate (looking back at the menu): Susan thought I was British, honey. What looks good to you? > > Trish: Anything not freaking vegan, you freak. > > Kate: You freak. > > Trish: Why did Susan think you were British? > > Kate: Because I spent all of sophomore year using a British accent whenever she was around. > > Trish: Freak. > > Kate: Yeah, baby.

Trish and Kate read their menus. > > Kate: Oh wow, they have vegan cheesecake! > > Trish: Ew. > > Kate: I love these fixtures. > > Trish: Were you at Susan’s wedding? > > Kate: Susan got married? > > Trish: Oh good, you weren’t invited either. > > Trish (leaning in close like she’s telling Kate a secret): Her husband’s name is Melvin. > > Kate: I thought Susan was gay. > > Trish: Susan thought you were gay. > > Kate (looking back at the menu): Susan thought I was British, honey. What looks good to you? > > Trish: Anything not freaking vegan, you freak. > > Kate: You freak. > > Trish: Why did Susan think you were British? > > Kate: Because I spent all of sophomore year using a British accent whenever she was around. > > Trish: Freak. > > Kate: Yeah, baby.

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